Get To Know Alterna, Your Only Choice

Like climbing into a smelly, suspicious manhole in the back of an alley, you crawled your way through the digital depths to my little site somehow! My name is Jelly, and I'll be your cephalopod webhost of the evening.

Now you may be thinking, "What is this site? How did I get here? Why is this site being run by some Octoling who doesn't even know what they're doing? Why has my fridge been raided of its apple juice?" All very important questions, yes. To keep it simple, I've switched to Neocities ever since mid/late 2022 because I see it as a much better way to show off myself, my creations, and my interests. However, before this I had been using Carrd for its simplicity (I know, a Carrd user moving to Neocities. Very scary!) I decided to finally take the leap and start my own site on here. I still have very little knowledge of HTML and coding in general, but I'm trying my very best! I hope you enjoy your stay here nonetheless. And as you can see, I'm a very big fan of Splatoon. It's been my biggest special interest ever since the first game came out in 2015! Of course, I have many other interests, most of which you'll find in my shrines tab.

(update 10/4/23): Hello again! Sorry for the sudden update, but I'm currently going through and making some optimizations around the site and adding a few new pages and such. I apologize for the long hiatus (again), but I had a rough summer and I'm still recovering emotionally. But I really do want to continue working on this site, so I'll try my best! orz I've finally updated my links tab, where you can find my other socials. More updates to come soon (by soon I mean,,, eventually.)